In light of a recent post, and following possible litigation, A Betterman would like to formally apologize to Sugar Inc. for any negative insinuations made against its exceptional product, sugar®. The sweet delicious goodness of sugar, found in nearly every product we consume, is a great thing. It gives us plenty of energy and happiness to engage in our everyday, mediocre lives. Sugar picks us up when we are sad and delivers us from our mid-day slumps. Please go out and buy lots of sugar. Feed your kids lots of sugar. In no way will it cause issues for them down the road. And according to the script we have been provided, diabetes is a hoax, just like cigarettes and Roundup.