Brown Sugar Bear
"Is that a terra cotta bear in your sugar bowl?" Why yes, yes it is. Keep your brown sugar soft and sugarlicious (that's a real word) with this small, whimsical bit of clay goodness. Makes great gifts. $5.49
Remote Control Scorpion
Live in the desert? Check! Got an annoying neighbor? Check! Welcome to the most fun you'll ever have for $16 bucks! It's wacky. It's scary. It a remote control scorpion! $15.99
Suture Practice Kit
Trust us. When the Apocolypse hits the fan, you'll be glad you learned how to forcep, compress and stitch up 14 of the worst wounds in the field. Your mommy will be so proud of you. $35.95
A Dollar Follow Up
09.10.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Marketing
Editorial Note: Thanks to the outpouring of concern over yesterday's post, A Better Post was able to track down self-proclaimed advertising expert Alister Wizzlebee. From an anonymous tip, we found Dr. Wizzlebee hiding out in a local McDonalds chowing down on a hot, fresh, cheesy McDouble. When asked if that was our dollar that paid for the delicious burger treat, Dr. W simply said, "Your advertising dollar is hard at work." and walked out the door. After a little frustration, we ordered a couple of number ones and headed back to the office. Suddenly, everything made sense in a weird way. Perhaps Dr. Wizzlebee is a genius. Perhaps.
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