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Agency Closes: Just Over Fortnight.
08.17.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Agency Life | Misc.
Moscow, Idaho. It took just over 14 days for Moscow Marketing, a successful local marketing & advertising firm, to close its doors forever. "Other agencies need to watch out, as well. It really snuck up on us." reports Micheal Meowmix, CEO of M.M. "One of our sales guys thought it could be a team builder. You know. Let's all get the app and have a little fun. Do some parachuting. Shoot up some bad guys. Next thing you know, it's been 8 days straight. We haven't done any work. All our clients are gone. Chip's thumb is broken. Bob's chain-smoking clove cigs again. And for what? A Vicky Royale? A Chicky Din Din? What were we thinking?" Our guess is, not a whole lot gents. Not a whole lot.
*Editors Note: Ironically, the headline worked using either "Fortnight" or "Fortnite." We went with option A.
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