Brown Sugar Bear
"Is that a terra cotta bear in your sugar bowl?" Why yes, yes it is. Keep your brown sugar soft and sugarlicious (that's a real word) with this small, whimsical bit of clay goodness. Makes great gifts. $5.49
Remote Control Scorpion
Live in the desert? Check! Got an annoying neighbor? Check! Welcome to the most fun you'll ever have for $16 bucks! It's wacky. It's scary. It a remote control scorpion! $15.99
Suture Practice Kit
Trust us. When the Apocolypse hits the fan, you'll be glad you learned how to forcep, compress and stitch up 14 of the worst wounds in the field. Your mommy will be so proud of you. $35.95
BBQ Named The Official Food
09.08.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Misc.
In a less than shocking announcement today from the International Barbecue Association of Pit Grilling Bearded Jockeys, barbecue was named the official best food of every kind of food, forever. The joyous announcement was made at this year's Grilling Great's Pinnacle Pit Passion Playoffs in Pascalusa, PA. A raspy roar of applause rose among the attendants like the white oak filled clouds of countless steel drums bathed in the warm afternoon light. Those that made the trip to taste the bark-ringed delicacies found at this year's event were not disappointed. Those that came for the veggies may have been.
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