Don't let the difference between life and death on the Battle Royale Battlefield come down to a sweaty set of palms. Chicken Dinner your way to victory with this man-scented Elixer of champions. $14.95
Suture Practice Kit
Trust us. When the Apocolypse hits the fan, you'll be glad you learned how to forcep, compress and stitch up 14 of the worst wounds in the field. Your mommy will be so proud of you. $35.95
Hot Diggity Dogs!
The best invention ever! The All American Meal. All toasted together? Why didn't somebody think of this idea years ago? Apparently, they did. Brilliant and delicious! $18.59
BBQ Named The Official Food
09.08.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Misc.
In a less than shocking announcement today from the International Barbecue Association of Pit Grilling Bearded Jockeys, barbecue was named the official best food of every kind of food, forever. The joyous announcement was made at this year's Grilling Great's Pinnacle Pit Passion Playoffs in Pascalusa, PA. A raspy roar of applause rose among the attendants like the white oak filled clouds of countless steel drums bathed in the warm afternoon light. Those that made the trip to taste the bark-ringed delicacies found at this year's event were not disappointed. Those that came for the veggies may have been.
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