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Blurry Photos Are Cool.
08.11.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Agency Life | Marketing
To all our clients, we just wanted to take a moment and clarify a misconception. Blurry photos are cool right now. They are the "IT" factor for 2020. The shakier the camera, the better. If you can barely make out what the product is in the advertisement, then we are getting somewhere creatively speaking. Dirty it all up. That's our motto...because that's definitely what the consumer wants. So, that's why we shoot the way we do. We are witty and ironic....ah, who are we kidding? It was the intern's fault. We fired him—that sloppy hack. You'll see what we mean in the proofs tomorrow.
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