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Creatives Love Fruit, Who Knew?
08.13.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Agency Life | Misc.
Pensacola, FL. In a highly conclusive survey result corralled by the incomparable minds of Comparable Data Inc., they found 72.3% of all creative minds love fruity, sugary processed foods. In the same survey, 72.1% may have pre-diabetes. "They just can't get enough of the delicious arty flavs." says Collon Cornholter, Chief Tasting Officer for Fakie Flavors Inc. "Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Fruit-by-the-Foot, you name it. Berry Blast, Trix, Apple Jacks, Crunch Berries. If it has a fruit in the name, people will buy it by the truckload. We once sold a whole barrel of cherry flavoring to a company making fruit-flavored unmentionables. Can you believe it?" To that end, Collon, we can believe it. And to all those creatives that love a good heaping spoon full of Boo Berry Crunch, we salute you. (And will probably have a nice chance to catch up in the hospital waiting room.)
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