Love being in your tiny box-away-from-home during the hours of 8-5? Miss your safety bubble of pens, bulletin boards, and cat pics on the weekend? Now you can enjoy all the adventures of day time micro-apartment living at the NEW Cubicle Fun Zone. Just opened on the Upper East Side of Lower Sandusky, the CFZ promises their customers hours of fun winding through hallway-like mazes filled with creme-colored temporary walls and pressed-wood desks. Standing in front of the CFZ, it is easy to see there is a real desire for this type of entertainment. Long lines of laptop-bag wearing, khaki-clad 30 somethings line the block. "It's a hoot. We love it. It's just like an escape room. Only, there's no real plot. And, it smells like stale Italian bread," stated one elated customer. "Sometimes they put out dot-matrix printers, and we run reams of paper through them. It's awesome!" While another long-skirted librarian type chimed in, "Once, they gave us unlimited staples in our staplers. Can you imagine? Unlimited staples! It was nuts." When asked for a comment, Boris Shluvoffski, the owner of the CFZ, simply shrugged and said, "People got too much money." Then, he drove away in his BMW.