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"Just Because Day" Is Here!
08.27.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Misc.
It's that day again! The most excellent national holiday ever. The day when all your wildest dreams can come true and usually do. Why? Because today, anything can happen...JUST BECAUSE. You can be walking down the street and find a briefcase full of money left by some absent-minded wealthy philanthropist. Why? JUST BECAUSE. Or, you could stroll into your local Starbucks and grab a random drink and walk right out the door. Why? JUST BECAUSE. You could even run up to a complete stranger, stick your finger in their ear (after using sanitizer, of course) and say, "Wooly! Googly!" All in the name of your new favorite holiday. So go for it. Try something zany. Try something daring. JUST BECAUSE.
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