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Laugh Track App Saves Jobs
07.29.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Agency Life | Misc.
As reported in next month's edition of Wired II, the new "Only Joking" iPhone app is literally saving hundred of jobs across North America. Here's how it works. Say you are at the watercooler, and the conversation gets political. In the heat of debate, you accidentally say something snarky toward your colleague's point of view. The app senses the unwarranted wit and automatically launches a loud laugh-track behind the deadpan silence. Both parties laugh at the ridiculous noise and get back to the old grindstone. Thus, breaking the tension and saving the unneeded and trip to HR. Flurp Dolenflop, the Swedish-born inventor of the app says, "We have seen a huge uptick in young people saying things they don't understand to an older generation of people that have no filters. The results are catastrophic. This app helps people to not get fired for their dumb comments." Well, we say...a job well done Flurp. Well done.
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