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Monday Trades with Tuesday
08.31.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Misc.
Iowa City, Iowa. In a stunning move, Monday The Day LLC., the maker of Monday™, has reached an agreement to swap its traditional 24-hour time slot with its neighbor Tuesday®. The agreement came late on Saturday™ night when parties from both companies were seen playing an intense game of Parcheesi® at a local laundry mat. Witnesses claim gambling may have taken place. "We are delighted to finally have a better time slot in the week," says Maxwell Monday XXVI, CEO of Monday LLC. "Ever since the '80s, Monday has been getting a bad wrap. We are excited to shed that stigma and get our company back on a positive path." In a related press release, Garfield the Cat®, the beloved cartoon character of brilliant artist Jim Davis stated, "I now hate Tuesdays.”
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