While details are as sketchy as our source, we never let bad journalism stop us from reporting mediocre news. Here is what we almost know. There is a NEW BOND MOVIE being written. It centers around the Martini Man, fighting it out with a villain named Dr. Koran A. Viros! The plot is pretty unique to the Bond Universe. Viros unleashes hell on the whole world through a chemical agent, which forces everyone to sit inside their homes and argue on-line. Economies crumble. Sports cancel. Babies cry. Social injustices abound—all that stuff. To defeat Viros, Bond must find a way to unite all humanity through a fantastic act of...well; we don't want to give away the plot. You'll have to see the movie when it comes out. But boy-oh-boy, it will be a good one.