In an astonishing revelation, The Typesetting Department of the Smithsonian Institute-Cleveland Branch announced today that it had decoded a shocking, three-word message. "We are as baffled as you are." says Elmer Truffledunker, the Head Word Understander of Ancient Writing. "It all happened last Saturday night at our weekly bridge game. We were putting away a few Bartles & James when we decided to get crazy and break out the old Lorem Ipsum Dolor for a trip down Mystery Lane. Thanks to the power of 3% alcohol and a pack of Slim Jims, it all became clear." What was the 3-word phrase? We thought you'd never ask. Unbeknownst to humankind until now, the fifth column of Lorem Ipsum loosely translated starts with the phrase, "Place text here."