Remote Control Scorpion
Live in the desert? Check! Got an annoying neighbor? Check! Welcome to the most fun you'll ever have for $16 bucks! It's wacky. It's scary. It a remote control scorpion! $15.99
Throw Throw Burrito
Nothing Says Family Fun Night like chucking Mexican food at each other. If you love a good old game of dodge food mixed with card swapping, this game is for you! $24.99
Suture Practice Kit
Trust us. When the Apocolypse hits the fan, you'll be glad you learned how to forcep, compress and stitch up 14 of the worst wounds in the field. Your mommy will be so proud of you. $35.95
September's First Post
09.01.2020–Posted by A. Betterman in | Misc.
To celebrate the historic milestone of September's first post, A Better Post has written a simple but powerful song to commemorate the moment. However, this being a print-based blog and all, we found it challenging to translate the music to you. So, in hopes that your own musical muse will guide you, we present the stuff that the song was made out of. The chords were CCCCCC-AAAA Minor-FFFFFF-GGGG Seventh, repeat. The lyrics went something like this.
What's that happening on A Better Post?
Why did I start eating granola and oats?
I have never heard this news before
I don’t mind not hearing it, anymore.
It's kinda familiar to me.
Sends a chill right through me.
'Cause those stories remind of the time that I first fell in love with neeewsss.
(Parody sympathetically taken from Grease, the Musical)
About A Better Post
A Better Post is a creative outburst of A. Betterman Creative. All names, both real and made up, are used for humor and parody purposes only. All stories, facts, and data shared herein are not to be taken literally. Who has time to find real info anymore? That takes work. It's all for funsies. Enjoy responsibly. Share extravagantly.